Monday, January 2, 2012

Top 3 tips for drinking in highschool.

#3) Don't do it at a big party. Stick to a "friends only" night, with 3-5 close people. Seriously, there are usually too many people at parties that could rape you. Or make you do dumb ass shit. Either way, they'll both result in BAD outcomes.
ex:

#2) Don't post pictures of yourself on facebook with a bottle of Absolut Vodka in your hands with a caption of "LOkL JuST drFaNk THiIS ENREIW HJEING IGM DO FSHITeDCACED" Why? Well because for one, it's supposedly been proven that colleges look through that shit when making a decision. Also, think about all of your family/family friends/teachers/godmothers/church friends you have on your facebook. Don't be this person:
#1) For the love of fucking God, make someone take away your phone and computer or any other type of communication gadget you may have. One of the worst things about getting shitfaced is waking up and realizing you called every Bob, Jo, and Mary in your damn phone. And updated your facebook status to something ridiculous that doesn't even make sense once you come back to reality. And tweeted the jumbled alphabet 34 times. It's not worth the consequences once you wake up.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Well fuck, I'm here

I would write a really intense, inspiring and informative "first post."
But, let's be honest. It's New Years, and last night was New Year's Eve, and I found this picture on my computer:

Needless to say, I'm not feeling too inspiring or anything. I'm just hungry as fuck.